Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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