making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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