It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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