My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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