WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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