Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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