Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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