I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I love having hate sex.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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