I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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