Sry I called you an 8
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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