come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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