I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
operation have a gay friend backfired
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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