let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Damn victory sex feels great
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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