Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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