Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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