What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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