Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
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