How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
So apparently I’m into choking now
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