dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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