I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
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