So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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