I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I just want nice things and good sex
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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