dude i'm inner monologue high
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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