I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
We need to get me chipped asap
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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