If i come over, it means nothing
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Randomize
