Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
