How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
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