shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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