In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Alive.
So much puke
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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