It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
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