Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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