they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
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