I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
She told me I should be a condom model.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
There's even glitter on my cock...
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