What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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