Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
He shit in the fireplace
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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