we need to drink 2009 down the drain
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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