Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
vagina is talking i cant
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize