Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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