I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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