hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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