just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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