I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
last night I used snow as a chaser
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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