When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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