so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
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