Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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