fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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