Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
My vagina is very pro this idea
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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