It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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