I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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