Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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