Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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