I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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