So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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