This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
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