Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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