My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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