I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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